A man who is in love with Samantha simpson and wants to marry her.
Wow look at Samantha! back off bro she belongs to jonny that's his future wife!
by Vapeindaily December 25, 2016
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An ollie where the tail does not touch the ground, yet air is still gained.
Oh my god, you just Jonny'd over a brick, it looked shit.
by mr. thing October 01, 2006
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robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth
Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY
by pauliam October 14, 2011
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male plumber roughly the size of a two daylins.
jonny wears bonnet like all day. but on tuesdays. you see his multi-direction going hair.
by cookiedough November 14, 2005
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if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!
hey see that idiot over there
he looks like a jonny
by amazingperson1998 January 11, 2014
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German hacker who, although is very good whilst talking to his computer, is very bad at talking to women. Ironically enough, he actually does have women friends >.<
Oh gosh... look at Jonny going for those women. Don't let him. He might disgust them.
by Sixxfeetundr April 05, 2011
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1. a young man in his twenties afraid to come out of the closet. but has made out with multiple guys in his teen years. he also had a three some with one girl and another guy. 2. someone who had dated a female thats figure is shaped like a man. 3. touches little boys around the ages 16. 4 a free loader, who acts like a female. 5. a very jealous ex-boyfriend that acts nice, and attempts to wiggle his way back in his ex girlfriends life.
My girlfriend has a Jonny of an ex boyfriend.

(to a gay man),so you're going to hook up with that jonny?

i can't ever get the jonny out of my house! he never pays rent.
by thatchickwiththeface January 05, 2010
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