Indiana Jones'd

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

by P-Cox December 5, 2007

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014

jones'd it

Jones it refers to rock wall climbing. When climbing the rockwall rather than using the set paths according to the difficulty levels the person jones it when they decide to use any hand and/or foot hold that they want.

Guy 1- Hey look the guy climbing that V1 Intro wall. He's not even using the right holds.

Guy 2- Yeah, he just jones'd it all the way to the top.

Guy 1- Does that count?

Guy 2- No, only little kids can get away with that.

by Capt' Awesome March 15, 2014

Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020

jones'd

When someone asks you to do something, and you don't wanna do it but you know you should

dude 1: "I'm gonna go get another beer"
dude 2: "hey while you're up can you take all these empty glasses back to the bar"
dude 1: "my man you just jones'd me"

My roommate jones'd himself into doing dishes when he cooked dinner and realised there were no clean plates left

by tyrannosaurusReflex January 11, 2022

Damian Jones'd

To adjust without any credible knowledge on the matter

Yeah, that Dust Collector was Damian Jones'd again..
Not again.. the setpoint has been Damian Jones'd again!

by Hairy Pooter3 November 1, 2021