A So called rockband created by dysney to brainwash little girls. there fans are mainly girls age 4 to 11. Probaly the worst thing to come into american soil.
by red,red,krovy August 15, 2009
Get the jonas bro mug.Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
by Super Tips July 28, 2023
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).
Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.
More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
by Wormaldson August 4, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers Suck mug.Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers Fangirls mug.Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
by Nelson666 September 7, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers Hater mug.A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down
a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
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A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down
A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
by Jonas?? August 2, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??
Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
by thejonasbrotherssuck March 20, 2008
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