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Jolteon is a dog Pokemon. It's good against water and flying types. It's bad against ground, rock, grass, and dragon types. If Jolteon is angry, its hairs on its body turn to needles then shoot out for its enemy. Jolteon's speed is remarkable. Most electric types have the best speed ever.
To evolve eevee into this shocking Pokemon, you must train eevee then use a thunder stone to evolve it.
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A god of some sort. He is wicked cool dude and can also get ch luck all the time and pwn stuff like Pidgeot.
Jolteon > Jesus
Jolteon > Mohammed

All your religion icons are belong to Jolteon.
Jolteon by baseballa1 August 9, 2004
A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...
Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!
Jolteon by Shawn B. December 1, 2003
A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.
"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.
Jolton by CozThe January 31, 2022
he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay
wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay
Jolten by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018
The name of a person who is super caring when they want to be but is also very difficult to get a straight answer out of. Jolieons have a strange sense of humor that may seem annoying to other people but to their closest friends, they're really funny. Did I mention that Jolieon is also extremely dumb?
Bri: Jolieon, I just bought another book from a villager.

Jolieon: Cap. I would've been the one selling it to you.
Jolieon by notyouraverageteenager December 19, 2021
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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