When you meet a disgusting person commonly named Joe, that is like a disease that is hard to get rid and is usually very jomosexual with your entire friend group
I have a bad case of joitice, I wish somebody would give a jojob to get rid of it.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.