johnathan flores

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hes my boyfriend , always will be :) i love him more then anything , he’s my only happiness and the reason i’m still here <3 he means so so much to me and i cant believe i got this lucky to get him as my novio :) i obviously don’t want him to die! but my wish is to be in love forever with him and die together peacefully :) i hope me and him can have kids when we are older! it will mean that our love will always keep going hopefully <3 i just love this man so much holy , he deserves everything he deserves the world he deserves so much love and i hope he is happy with me :) it’s okay if he isn’t one day . it might break me but aslong as mi novio is happy i will be happy <3 i just wish him the best i hope he is always safe and healthy i always wish that he is happy and loved bc he deserves it all :) mi amor i love you so so so so so much and i am so lucky to be yours and i’m so glad you’re mine :) we are together until the end & we might argue and struggle with our families sometimes but we will get through it together <3 i hope you know i care about your family even if they don’t like me , bc it will always be that way. and i know you care for my family and i love that about you , you care for me and them :) i lost my virginity to you , had my first kiss with you , first cuddles with you , felt happy for the first time in years. first boy to ever make me truly happy and feel loved <3 i love you so much johnathan , we will be together until the end <3 i love you. - ashley flores

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johnathan flores by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021

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johnathan flores

johnathan means the world to me , he’s my boyfriend for the rest of my life , i don’t care what we have to go thru together we are meant to be and we will be together until we die , i hope i can die with him :) i dont want him to die but that’s my wish is we die together! he’s the only boy i love the only boy i actually have loved , yes i might have liked people before or said i loved them but no , i never did . i only loved johnathan and only will love johnathan <3 he’s mi amor and i will never give up on him , can’t live without him he’s the reason i’m here :) i love you johnathan -ashley flores<3

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johnathan flores by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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