John Stones

Best defender of all time. GOAT

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"

by John stones fan February 2, 2021

John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Nathan Johnstone

A Awesome Guitar Player, Who has Many Friends , with a variety of names from Aaron to Louis , enjoys Xbox and Running , Loves Cross-country and wishes to continue it in further life, overall swell guy sometimes gets angry when beaten at Quickscoping.

He Reminds me of a Nathan Johnstone

by BARK3RR November 23, 2011

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006