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John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006
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LOL John Locke Face

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke
tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face
by Thezachylanproject May 9, 2010
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john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
by myniggabilly June 5, 2020
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Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021
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Johnlock

The gay ship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC's show Sherlock. It's quite popular, and most people in the fandom ship it.
Sigh, Johnlock is so cute. Why isn't it canon yet!?!
by Septiplierherself May 19, 2016
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Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.
Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013
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Johnlock

when you fall in love with your mad flatmate and everyone thinks you're hitting that but you've been trying since day one
Person 1: we're not dating!
Person 2: you've been johnlocked?!
by leGay swizgiz December 14, 2016
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