Joffrey Baratheon

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Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.

"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"

Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017

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joffrey baratheon

The most hated king from Game of Thrones. Powerful and Strong (yet whines like a little girl)

Guy: Hey do you know Joffrey Baratheon from GOT

Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right

Guy: um yea

joffrey baratheon by DOPE.HIPSTER June 7, 2016

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Joffrey Baratheon

A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.

My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.

Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.

Joffrey Baratheon by AntiCircumcisionMan August 11, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026