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Joe Satriani

Possibly one of the greatest guitarist's of our time, Joe Satriani has released over 10 records. He's known for his ingenious riffs and unbeatable solos and taught the wonder, Steve Vai, how to play guitar. Made famous when Vai told someone in an interview that he taught him how to play, and thus pulled him to glory. Also known as Satch, Joe has his own Ibanez series guitars, amps, straps and picks. Satch has redefined rock, definitely someone to see before you die. Currently touring with his band and G3.
Harry: Hey man, you hear that sick solo in Satch Boogie?
Joe: Yeah man, that was totally awesome!!! Joe Satriani rocks!!!
Joe Satriani by Joe Wilcox April 7, 2006
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joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.
Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani
joe satriani by Teh GIR October 29, 2007

joe satriani

A god among guitarists. Joe Satriani is truely a serious ass kicker, he melts so many faces, that his amazing picking ability allows him to stitch them back up. Then the people go home and cry and wish they could play as well as Joe Satriani.
Homo new aged kid: Did you hear that new fallout boy song, "Dance, Dance" It has such a good solo!!
Me: *slap* What the fuck? Listen to a real guitarist you pressy bitch. Actually... let me blow a big load on you after I listen to G3 Foxy Lady, and then we'll talk.

Joe Satriani is truely a god.
joe satriani by JudasSabbath June 17, 2006

Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani
Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.
Joe Satriani Glasses by Jay Bass October 16, 2008

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026