joe lamer
A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.
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lamer joe
To run up an insain phone bill on a partyline, by allowing others to use your line. Also known as a Boston Joe.
Mom: Dear did you see the bill from Sprint this month?
Husband: No
Mom: (Tosses enevolope at the fucktard)
Husband: It say's we owe {shouts} fourty thousand dollars!!!!!Are you majistizing?
Mom: No someone pulled a lamer Joe on us.
Husband: No
Mom: (Tosses enevolope at the fucktard)
Husband: It say's we owe {shouts} fourty thousand dollars!!!!!Are you majistizing?
Mom: No someone pulled a lamer Joe on us.
lamer joe by Renagade334 January 5, 2006
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joe lamer • lamer joe • The Joe Labero • Joe Biden • Joe Mama • Joe D. • Joe Jonas • Joe The Plumber • Joe Rogan • joe momma
The Joe Labero
A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.
It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".
Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?
Girl: Was it good for you?
The Guy spits in her face.
Guy: It was absolute magic!
Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?
Girl: Was it good for you?
The Guy spits in her face.
Guy: It was absolute magic!
The Joe Labero by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.