joe lamer 

A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.

:Welcome to #hackerhelp
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
:EliteHacker sets mode +b [e-mail]
:joelamer has been banned by EliteHacker (joe lamer)

joe lamer by danq58 January 16, 2008

lamer joe

To run up an insain phone bill on a partyline, by allowing others to use your line. Also known as a Boston Joe.

Mom: Dear did you see the bill from Sprint this month?
Husband: No
Mom: (Tosses enevolope at the fucktard)
Husband: It say's we owe {shouts} fourty thousand dollars!!!!!Are you majistizing?
Mom: No someone pulled a lamer Joe on us.

lamer joe by Renagade334 January 5, 2006

The Joe Labero 

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

The Joe Labero by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012