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Joe Blake 

Australian slang for wandering snake in the grass looking for food; all species apply.
Makes one wonder who was Joe Blake!
I saw aJoe Blake in the tall grass might be a nest so watch it!
Joe Blake by too bad shallow hal October 2, 2021
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joe blake 

biggest turkey in the class of 2024; known as the clown of the class.
yo you seen joe blake hit that griddy at the assembly?, yea that jawn was thurll”
joe blake by joeblakefan2024 December 2, 2022

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

Joe Baker 

Weed. Also known as "the happy plant." The term Joe Baker is used when calling a random girl that you do not know to get this weed. And it is also safe to say around your parents and older relatives that will tell the police about your drug use.
Reed: I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of Joe Baker, and I need some weed.

Random Girl: Out of stock.

Reed: That's a shame.
Joe Baker by Lauren/Janelle September 20, 2009

joe blakemore

somebody who enjoys whipping pampers down
he whipped down them pampers like they were pampers on a pampers what a joe blakemore
joe blakemore by JRB media August 9, 2017

Joe bakewell 

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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