jockhad

When someone is unconscious using their hand to jerk off.

Yo I’m going to jockhad you if you blackout tonight.

by Joey, brock June 30, 2024

jockadapenis

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also means when a man plays fifa and likes to jock the ball alot and not pass to his teamates when their wide open in fifa clubs.

when u jockadapenis u are looked as a very selfish person

by dcjhdbcjsdcsdnbjkcsndc March 3, 2011

jockhawk

Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.

Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair

soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!

soccer player 1: good idea!

by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005

jockademia

This is a term used to encompass all the sports analysts, commentators, radio hosts. It is a spin-off of the word 'academia' which refers to the collective interests of university professors.

Jockademia chose the Pats to defeat the New York Giants and go 19-0.

Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.

Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.

by dats smart April 26, 2011