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A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.
Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!
by Just Tina January 20, 2011
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A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz
Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
by RaffelHonez April 12, 2007
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another name for sperm, semon!
When little Johnny was "discovering his body" a little bit of Jizzum juiced in his shorts! Congrats to JohnnY!
by Hottwheelzz69 ~~~PEACE~~~ July 05, 2003
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A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz
Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
by RaffelHonez April 12, 2007
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{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)

Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum
"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"

"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"

"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"
by Steph, Abby, Dani November 10, 2008
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Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)
Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!
by BJoy January 26, 2005
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When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.
Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!
by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014
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