Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
by OtterSex April 15, 2010
well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
by ur mom 39 June 5, 2009
The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"
Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!
John: I don't care.
John: I don't care.
by firstratecoup August 7, 2008
by segment b January 19, 2011
by Hello my man June 13, 2018
Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective
First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky
First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky
by Matt Legit M9 July 18, 2009