An exceptionally large water balloon full of nasty sticky semen used for humiliating someone at a party. Throw at passing cars for additional entertainment.
Dude, i destroyed Stevo's self confidence at his party with a warm jizzbomb.
The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.
The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.
by Blake A October 16, 2004
When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.
Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
by j7x November 18, 2006
A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.
It's just for decoration.
It's just for decoration.
by TJH III. January 28, 2006
by Leighmur May 21, 2006
Virgin Jizzbomb
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
by jawns1112 June 25, 2009
A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.
My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.
by Black Caesar December 25, 2006
Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.
Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!
by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011