Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 16, 2005

Jizz nizzer

Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.

Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.

by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008

jizz nizzer

(adjective), (noun)
someone who is sapiosexual or sexually attracted to smart people

a jizz nizzer will be attracted to curious, creative and smart people.
I'm self-identified as jizz nizzer.

by furkidd January 25, 2026