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jizz hit

n. insult. 1. A person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumbass; one who should quit at life.

n. 2. Also can refer to the ejaculation of man prematurely and rather quickly. When it's like a rocket shooting out.

Variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.
1. "Jesus Christ, you jizz hit, why the fuck would you slice your dick in two for a special piercing?"

2. "Man, his jizz hit was so fast I didn't have time to duck, and it got all over my face!"
by Zeitgeber August 7, 2006
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hitler jizz bomb

when a man and a man are sexually active and perform a dirty sanchez, so the one with shit under their nose looks like hitler. then the other man/men jizz all over and inside "hitlers" nose until he sneezes and explodes jizz and snot and shit everywhere.
i love getting hitler jizz bombs
by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006
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