jizz day

any birthday after a man's twenty first birthday

Mike: Dude, we have to get a cake for Brady's twenty second birthday.
Rusty: Oh, shit! It's Brady's Jizz Day?! Let's whip some shitties behind cumbys!

by nchcky19 January 20, 2009

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023