jingxi

The most awesome person in the universe. Knows every cool person too.

"Hey dude have you seen jingxi's dick size? Heard it was like 9 inches."
" You know that dude called jingxi heared he was great.

by SSubPPaRR May 30, 2016

jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

Jingit

The gender neutral version of Mr. or Mrs. Acronym meaning: JoInt Neutral Gender Identity Title (often shortened to Jing.)

Jingit Edwards, it is lovely to see you again!

Our warmest regards to Jing. Anderson.

by Jamielgbtqa March 19, 2021

Jinxieminx

The sweet tuff girl who will snap you into place with a dose of tough love. She is loved by all because of her loveable, random, and just overall awesome persona. You can't help but like her becuase of her irresitable charm. She's not intimidated by anyone, nor does she back down from a challenge. She's great to have around for both business and play.

"I'm not sure whether to hate her or love her."

"Yeah, you've got a classic case of jinxieminx."

by LoveBullets May 4, 2010

Jingoist

a person who thinks that in order to solve government problems, we should use every force we have (army, navy, air force, marines)

Randy: "Hey there Billy Bob! Did ya hear that them middle easterners are protestin' us?"
Billy Bob: "Send in them troops! Blow 'em to bits!!! Damn foreigners!!! I'm proud to be one o' them jingoists!"

by EUREKA!!! BACON!!!! October 26, 2009

jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

jingoistic

Aggressivly, obtrusivly, or interferringly displaying patriotism

The hundreds of mini american flags along the Gloucester boardwalk are quite jingoistic, and give visitors the wrong impression of the town.

by tamsandwich May 27, 2009