Jumpulse is the new physics foundation describing applied force. While Newton only studied passive forces for the planetary motion. All human and animal motions start with jumpulse, a finite force. Jumpulse is needed for touch and prolonged contact in sports, where a jumpulse is applied with precise timing.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.