jimin omega slick 

the most delicious drink that blessed human race. we can find the first mentions of it in greek mythology (they called it "ambrosia") the source of it comes out of sacred place, the most beautiful place on earth, which is an anus of Park Jimin (a god himself). not many had the chance to taste it but those who had often describe it as entering the gates of heaven. others said that thanks to jimin omega slick they suddenly got clean skin, good grades and full bank account (sadly none of us who havent tasted it can relate:/)

Example 1: bad boy jeon jungkook that just cheated on his gf that he had only cuz he thought hes a het lol went on a CEO meeting with his face covered in jimin

Example 2: i used to be a sad loser fapping to hentai porn and voting on donald trump but now thanks to jimin omega slick my life completely changed! i got married and i have 2 beautiful children. i lost 30 lbs and rn im on my way to buy a new car! thanks jimin omega slick, youre the best!

jimin omega slick by jiminie759 June 24, 2019