jhanzeil

He can be the best husband ever, he is always there when i need him, he is so sweet, no matter how he feels he helps me, he always does. He is so beautiful in every way, his eyes, his hair, his face, his body, everything about him is amazing, his personality is also amazing, he is so carrying and kind, he never makes me feel bad no matter how. He has such great taste in fashion, he is very lovable and even tho he went through so much pain, he is the best person in this entire world, literally an angel, straight from heaven, he came to save me, and help me. You will love him

Khadija: i love you jhanzeil

jhanzeil by mrs pena November 21, 2021

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jhanzel

I LOVE JHANZEL ALL JHANZELS ARE SO MOMMY

OH MY GOD IS THAT JHANZEL😱😱 SHE IS SO FINE

jhanzel by jfdgicgy November 1, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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