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A jewish person trying to act italian. Derived from a combo of Jew and Guido.
Josh wears gold chains, eats pizza, speaks booklyn slang, he's such a jewuido.
jewuido by Porno Man November 8, 2004
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A creepy guy who is Jewish but thinks he's a douchebag guido. He will have a beard and designer sunglasses. Smokes a lot of pot and wears bling.
Ew, he's a jewuido!
jewuido by AyBayBay527 February 24, 2010
A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.
This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.
Jewido by cheeky fello January 13, 2009
It's like a jew
but with a druid from world of warcraft
Hey druid, did you know you are a jewuid?
jewuid by Lawlbloom February 16, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026