Synonym for "Happy Hour", the term used to describe a period of time in which bars, pubs, etc. offer alcoholic drinks for cheap!
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Roy: yo El Iran, lets go fish some hot chicks at the local bar!
Eliran: bro its only 9:30..
Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?
Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
Eliran: bro its only 9:30..
Roy: CAN YOU SAY JEWISH HOUR?!?
Eliran: JEWISH HOUR !
by Royeesha July 26, 2011
At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
by broliaschiller December 11, 2014
by Doc Sigma April 26, 2006
A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
The practice of buying a product one needs only for a short time, using it, then returning it for a refund.
'Every year for the Super Bowl my buddy buys a big-screen TV and returns it once the game's over.'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
by AvengingRedHand January 8, 2014
by The South Ass February 16, 2017