Jewrosis 

A particular form of neurosis in which a person compulsively feels and expresses self-loathing and guilt simply because of their own Jewish identity, while similarly perceiving persecution and the hatred of most others for the same reason. These Jewrotics commonly blame historical prejudices (however far-removed) as well as their own upbringing, especially from the stereotypical self-esteem-bashing and guilt-placing by Jewish mothers. This Jewrotic (or jeurotic) behavior is best exemplified by the comedy act of Richard Lewis.

Woody Allen humorously acknowledges his own Jewrosis in his film "Annie Hall," in which he perceives the simple question "D'you eat?" (Did you eat?) as the racial slur "D'Jew eat?"

Jewrosis by Poet Daddy February 24, 2008

jewfro 

blacks + jews = blues. As in music. As in Jewish guys, at least since the late 60's / early 70's wearing their hair like Jimi Hendrix or Don King.

Man, did you see VH-1's 'I Love The '80's' 1981 episode ? There was Larry David (of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm) on 'Fridays' sporting the wildest jewfro this side of Larry from the Three Stooges !

jewfro by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017

jewfro 

a large circular dome of curly hair possesed by a jew. the jewish form of afro.

you could tell he wasnt goim by his jewfro. oy vey.

jewfro by number25 April 6, 2003

jewfro 

An orgasm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent. It consists of curly hair and is often large.
Famous wearers of the jewfro: Matt Stone (creator of "South Park")

Matt Stone's jewfro not only made me want to give him my virginity,but to also hump my chair.

jewfro by Amanda and Thais October 29, 2004

Jewfro 

A curly mop of hair with lots of volume, sported by many a Jewish brother.

Matt Stone doesn't look as cool now he's cropped the jewfro.

Jewfro by Pete Rakowski January 3, 2005

Jewfro 

A large, round and often boulbus hairstyle found most often within the jewish comunity.

It's not a fricken afro, I am not black, it's a "Jewfro" for christs sake.

Jewfro by Sam Freund February 28, 2004

Jewfro 

1. (Noun): A Jew that has a nice looking afro.

Max's Jewfro is on point today.

Jewfro by John Witoski January 17, 2017