jew-poo
noun, the result of when a person of the Jewish persuasion gets extremely intoxicated and proceeds to produce a cracken in his or her pants.
Guy - Wow, did you hear about that jew girl?
Guy 2 - You mean the one that got really fucked up and shit her pants?
Guy - Yeah, she had to get stripped down and hosed off.
Guy 2 - What a jew-poo!
Guy 2 - You mean the one that got really fucked up and shit her pants?
Guy - Yeah, she had to get stripped down and hosed off.
Guy 2 - What a jew-poo!
jew-poo by TheLumbahjack September 11, 2006
Related Words
jew-poo • Jew pool • Poo Jew • poo poo jew • jewpoofery • Jew • jew-fro • Jew-ish • Jew-Jitsu • jew canoe
Poo Jew
Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.
Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
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poo poo jew
A sexual or not sexual act, the act of pooping in another persons hands whilst squatting.
Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.
Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.
poo poo jew by pby45 June 27, 2015
Jew pool
Jew pool by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
jewpoofery
this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room
jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008
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