Jew gold
Jew gold by Gimmethejewgold September 20, 2019
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jew gold
Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
jew gold
Popularized by 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow' episode number 908 of South Park, Jew Gold is the gold contained in a small bag that is hung around every Jewish man and womans neck. Every Jewish man and woman also carries a fake bag filled with rocks or other heavy items so it will be perceived as the real jew gold.
jew gold by ambulance_x December 12, 2008
Jew Gold
Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Jew Gold by BigBadWolfBob March 3, 2022
jew gold
Money a person thought to be void of any wealth leaves to various beneficiaries. Often hoarded and hidden for a lifetime, even from close family members.
Jim:"Grandma Mildred left me $30,000!"
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
jew gold by IamScotticus March 1, 2010
jew gold
A bag of gold worn around the neck by a Jew, but only in the South Park universe. Does not actually exist in the real world.