jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

jew canoe

A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)

My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.

by Dave Kike March 9, 2007

jew canoe

Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.

''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''

by chubchub13 April 24, 2010

jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew December 9, 2008

Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.

*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."

by Hpesoj... December 26, 2011

Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.

Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe

by Lear45 September 4, 2010

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005