Jew box

Synonym for Television. So called because many people claim that virtually all of the MSM (mainstream media) is under Jewish control.

You can't trust anything that comes out of the Jew box.

by Emmanuel bin Goldstein February 4, 2008

Jew box

The small black leather boxes that religious jews sometimes wear on their head containing verses from the Torah written on scrolls of parchment.

You see that Jew over there with his Jew box on his head.

by Jewishbox July 2, 2012

Jew Box

An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.

God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!

by NotKosher69 January 17, 2011

Jew Box

A box full of jews

Jew Box

by Jew Baiting January 19, 2010

jew box

a mistaken word for Juke Box

dyke: (mumbling over her words) So my mom collects jukeboxes

Beautiful: What is a jew box?!

by jewbox October 24, 2007

jewbox 360

a xbox360 that is made up of multiple broken ones and put together with duct-tape and paperclips.

Jhon just got a Jewbox 360 from his dad

by tkxxx June 10, 2009

jewbox

A person who mindlessly causes frustration, inconvenience or loss to another while at the same time not suffering any loss themselves.

Thinking of an example would be so infuriating that my blood pressure would go up and I'd get myself in trouble. That's what it's like when you're the victim of a jewbox!

by Ude January 8, 2009