by KinkyShitBro November 15, 2017
When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld October 1, 2018
The ultimate Jew
Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?
Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 23, 2019
Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2022
a term used when a Jewish person speaks unnecessarily and ends up having little to no meaning to it. Jewish people can use this term against a non-jew
by LTcretz July 17, 2020
When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022