jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

by ToldyaPaola November 22, 2016

jews!!!!!

secretly gnomes!!!!

i hate jews!!!!!!

by gnomehunter39 December 12, 2022

Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.

Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points

by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 1, 2013

Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.

Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.

by jackyp November 11, 2009

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash February 10, 2012

Jew coin

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.

Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.

by kadoodles May 5, 2021