jevitate 

jevitates/jevitated
A jump-levitate

When I saw the spider I jevitated from my bed with a scream.

jevitate by beezimborp July 16, 2018

Jenitate 

Being a boss and doing absolutely nothing but puffing your vape.

I am so exhausted from doing all this hard work today. I can wait to go into my office to jenitate.

"That's not my job. I'm heading to my office to jenitate."

Jenitate by BillieTheG.O.A.T. February 29, 2024

Jenitate 

the act of being a boss figure; doing absolutely no work except hiding in your office and vaping.

That's not my job! I'm headed to my office to go jenitate.

Jenitate by Professionaljenitater March 2, 2024

Jenitate 

The act of puffing your vape in the office when "it's not your job."

"It's not my job, I'm gonna go jenitate."

"Go ask the supervisor, it's their job, not mine. Ugh, I need to jenitate."

Jenitate by BillieTheG.O.A.T. March 4, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004