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jesuspie

A fictional pastry used to illustrate a persons inability to understand and discuss theology through any angle, especially in the academic world.
Would you like a piece of jesuspie? You unbelievably opinionless, both mentally and verbally challenged timewaster.
by Aelgfan. March 17, 2007
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Jesuspedia

A game played when there is nothing else to be doing in a school media center. The rules are as follows:

1. One player enters any random word in the other player's Wikipedia search engine.
2. They must search that topic and try to get back to Jesus' page in as little clicks as possible.
3. You may not simply search, Jesus, you must use links on the pages you get to.

For instance, One player types balloons into the search bar. The next player clicks on the link, Bartolomeu de Gusmão. Then clicks Catholic Encyclopedia on that page.Then clicks on, Roman Catholic Church. He then clicks on the link that says, Jesus Christ. He had 4 clicks.

That player then types in Barack Obama into the other player's Wikipedia search bar. That player then clicks Christian, and then Jesus of Nazareth, which brings him to the Jesus Wikipedia Page. This player would win the game since he only had 2 clicks.
Brooke: "I really don't want to do this Biology brochure right now."
John: "Yo, you wanna play some Jesuspedia?"
by bbrrooookkee April 10, 2009
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jesusiest

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.
That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met
by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011
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jesuspieces

Orginated in a dairyqueen in Fairfax Va, this tasty bit of food, is little candys shaped like our savior, tasting like peanutbutter, it is so tasty, almost like having an orgasm in your mouth, with out geting involved with an act of sex, the best candy ever, availble at your local 7-11 1!
the jesuspieces, were the best candy i have everhad
by Rockinthecandyworld August 21, 2004
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JesusPinapple

Some one/something that enjoys pinapples so much they make it their new god. They believe that jesus is their hero for creating such a tasty fruit aka, The pinapple.
Jesuspinapple is my hero for creating such wonderfulness.
by ClaireandRyleeareAwesome February 5, 2012
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jesusfied

1. The way to get square with Jesus.
-This song called Lets get Physical's tune-
Lets get jesusfied, jesusfied. Lets get Jesusfied, jesusfied.
by Cptnjacksparrow March 9, 2005
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Jesuspickle

A word used when something bad almost happens.
*Branch swings by Mark's face*

Mark-Jesuspickle,that almost hit me!
by Napoleon-X September 5, 2011
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