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jesus christ its by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

>:3
Jesus Christ its a lion, get in the car!

Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR by Ben Tricarico May 14, 2008

jesus christ its jason bourne 

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

jesus christ its jason bourne by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011