Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Crist mug.The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Crist mug.A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008
Get the jesus christ pose mug.Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
by FungusHughMungus October 29, 2018
Get the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints mug.The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
by CobyPryant March 30, 2007
Get the Jesus Christ on a bicycle mug.jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007
Get the jesus christ monkey balls mug.1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.
OR
2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
OR
2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general
Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010
Get the Jesus Christ on Ice Skates mug.