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jesse b

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.
luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."
by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021
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Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers
Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!
by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019
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jesse bolyard

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker
you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.
by jacks package February 4, 2010
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FUCKING JESSE BITCH

booty bitch hold. Sorry. Wait. No.

AVEREEE SUCKS JESSES BOOTY HOLE WITH HER ARMPIT HAIRS AND HER NOSTRILS. THEN JESSE EATS HER WITH HIS BELLY BUTTON AND AVEREE DIES OF PLEASURE
by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019
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jesse boo

A girl you are lucky to know. Jessica's tend to have the brightest smiles. They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but they are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated. If you are a guy & you let a Jessica get away then you are a dumb shit because Once a Jessica loves, she loves forever. Jessica's deserve guys that will go to the ends of the earth, & walk on fire to be with them. That's how amazing they are. Jessica's are also good friends that are always there for a friend in need. They are Loyal, kind & forgiving. Anyone who would take advantage of or lie to a Jessica is a worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live. If you have ever wronged a Jessica you should be eternally ashamed of yourself.
Jessica's stand up for what is right, & tend to do the right thing. They are never to proud to say sorry if they do the wrong thing. Basically Jessica's are amazing.
A fun loving sweet girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind. She is often loved by others, but there are thse who don't like her. She is a thrill seeker and loves to test her limits. She sees herself as an average person, but people find her very sexy and attractive.
guy 1: hey whos that?
guy 2: jesse boo, she is amazing, you should get to know her
guy 1: thanks i will
by stunning.girl_2468 September 19, 2012
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jesse bauer

a dud going uot with a girl named kiley
by jesse bauer March 12, 2009
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Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.
That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog
by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021
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