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a jillion pernises of course
diego has no jernis but one pernis
jernis by gnrredneck August 30, 2003
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jernis • Jernisa • jernisha • jernissa • jeanis • jeris • jerns • jenison • Jervis • jerish

Pulling a Jerni 

Dissing out alcohol at a party without the hosts permission in hopes to be cool and get your dong wanked in the closet.
Dude: "Look at that fukker Jerni over there, always pulling a Jerni"
Kid: "I know, What a dumbass."
Pulling a Jerni by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017
A confident and beautiful girl. She will always put a smile on her face even when she’s sad. She has some trust and relationship issues but if you’re lucky enough to get her keep her. She has an incredible personality that can make anyone’s day. She won’t take shit from anyone. She is very determined and will work her ass off to accomplish her goals. She is a great listener and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. She’s a loyal best friend and won’t switch up on you. She’s so amazing and it kills a you to fall for her.
Guy: Who’s that girl?

Girl: That’s my best friend Jennisa.

Guy: Wow
jennisa by 1272 January 14, 2018
The most beautiful girl in the world who has a great sense of humor. A girl named Jerni is usually very hardworking and smart. She is a hopeless romantic and will do anything for someone she loves. She is fun-loving and incredibly sweet.
Jerni is not just the name of a band
Every guy needs their own Jerni
Jerni by Jerni July 13, 2017

Jam Jackin Jervis 

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.
*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"
Jam Jackin Jervis by Jervis69 September 9, 2009

Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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