by gnrredneck August 30, 2003
Get the jernis mug.Dissing out alcohol at a party without the hosts permission in hopes to be cool and get your dong wanked in the closet.
by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017
Get the Pulling a Jerni mug.A confident and beautiful girl. She will always put a smile on her face even when she’s sad. She has some trust and relationship issues but if you’re lucky enough to get her keep her. She has an incredible personality that can make anyone’s day. She won’t take shit from anyone. She is very determined and will work her ass off to accomplish her goals. She is a great listener and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. She’s a loyal best friend and won’t switch up on you. She’s so amazing and it kills a you to fall for her.
by 1272 January 14, 2018
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by Jerni July 13, 2017
Get the Jerni mug.Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.
*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"
by Jervis69 September 9, 2009
Get the Jam Jackin Jervis mug.A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020
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