jennifer marie

A woman who is cool as shit. Men want her and women want to be her. Highly educated and hard working. Favorite movies are likely to be Beetlejuice, Napoleon Dynamite, or Step Brothers. Loyal, caring, loving, and understanding, but doesn't take your bs; her heart and generous nature usually get her in trouble. Nice to a fault unless you do her dirty, then unrelenting savagery is what you may receive. Not to be confused with them hoes, she keeps your mind awake! Probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Talented and a great friend. Find you a Jennifer today.

Jennifer Marie (noun) "That's Jennifer, coolest lady I know... but don't get on her bad side. "

jennifer marie by NoSirIDontLikeIt December 21, 2016

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Jennifer Marie McQueeny

Jenny te amo eres la persona mas perfecta que ha pasado por mi vida y im sooooo lucky to have you in my life. That one part of me that's always been missing y no te cambiaria por nada ni nadie. Espero que sepas que eres el amor de mi vida y siempre lo seras y te lo juro por mi vida cuando te digo que nunca te voy a parar de amar. Nuestro futuro va a ser perfecto pq somos la mejor pareja que ha pasado por el mundo y planeo gastar todo mi dinero y tiempo en ti pq es lo que te mereces y vamos a viajar el mundo y espero algun dia poder hacerte tan feliz como tu me haces. Te amo jenny.

Jennifer Marie McQueeny es el amor de mi vida (tambien tengo ganas de sexo so quitate los pantalones esos)

Jennifer Marie McQueeny by William Guillermo November 23, 2019

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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