jelly donut

When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
by sikwill October 20, 2005
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when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?

Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
by shannymac August 10, 2012
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the simultaneous act of making a cream pie in a period blood filled pussy.
i would prefer a jelly donut to a cream pie any day.
by spread toes May 02, 2010
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When having sex with a slut, you punch her in the nose just before you blow your load on her face. The combination of blood and semen looks just like a jelly donut
Lori was getting banged by a guy and wouldnt shut the fuck up, so she was given a jelly donut
by ozkilla July 11, 2008
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when a man is about to ejaculate into his partners mouth, he punches his partners nose, make it bleed, and comes on her face.
by e and j May 13, 2005
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When you're having sex and just as you're about to cum you punch her in the face and nose repeatedly until there is plenty of blood, THEN you cum on her face. This resembles a jelly donut.
"Me and Martha were having sex and I punched her in the face heaps until she was bleeding and crying for me to stop, then I pulled out and came all over her bloody face, it was great, like most jelly donuts are"
by Sepul^ October 24, 2006
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jelly donut

A person who sucks cocks emphatically and always swallows.
Man, I'm so full. I feel like a jelly donut today~!
by Raftel May 17, 2017
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