Jelly Beaner

A really fat mexican

Man, did you see that jelly beaner?
No, why?
He had to be 300 pounds.

by jesikalovesme January 15, 2008

Jelly Beaner

A female boner.

Gave that girl such a jelly beaner.

by kodsemel February 2, 2015

Jelly Beaner

1.A gay mexican
2.A fat mexican

Look at that jelly beaner over there. O-shit I think he heard me.

by Mr. Itt January 31, 2009

Jelly Beaned

When a girl puts her clit on a mans forehead (teabag but for girls)

I herd Amie jelly beaned Abby last night

by Jellybeanervageener August 16, 2021

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

Jellybeaner

A immigrant or (beaner) who just crossed the border and got shot on the stomach causing "jelly" to come out jelly as in intestines...i know gross

Whoa did you see that "jellybeaner" get shot twice

by Jellybeaner January 14, 2008

jellybeaner

Any Fat mexican girl uses tumblr/twitter

The jellybeaner passed right by me and i smelled all the fish in the sea

by slava horizon March 11, 2022