Tim: dude what the
heck is that!?
Dave: that's a Jeirish
man
Tim: wait, why does it look like smeagol?
Dave: notice the fiery pubes that
lay across its complexion less freckled covered lifeless
skin.
Tim: yeah, I was wondering about those...wait, whats it doing now?
Dave: it appears to be touching itself with a coupon and whimpering about how if he had a nickel for every penny he saved...If he only had.
Tim: sounds 'bout right Dave.