jefim

Bit of a fat fuck likes to play fortnite and fuck young girls

Hey bro is that daddy jefim

Yeah bro I heard he did things to people such as Alice

by That fucc aaron October 19, 2019

jefim

A fat ol fuck who plays to much fortnite

"Hey bro is that daddy jefim?"
"Yeah bro I heard he screwed those 1st years"

by That fucc aaron October 19, 2019

Jemimah

One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".

I will miss that Jemimah

You need yourself a Jemimah

by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018

Uncle Jemima

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'

Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?

by rremundo July 7, 2006

Jeimy

A beautiful, talented girl. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll have a blast with her. She has a great taste in music. If you're looking for a good, loyal friend, Jeimy is the one to call. Jeimy's know how to have fun.

"That girl is pretty"

"I know huh, her names Jeimy"

by swegmastersweg November 30, 2013

jeimi

A guademelon princess. Somone who can make anyone smile. A true dime that every guy is in love with. If you ever meet a Jeimi be sure to keep her close and don't play her. She will put up a true fight and stands firm by what she believes in. If you are lucky enough to have her as a friend she will never betray you unless you do her wrong first. And as for a guy she will be the girl you can't get off your mind and will unknowingly fall in love with. Jeimis are crazy and unique, there is never a dull moment with this girl. A Jeimi is the true queen of sass and you will realize the second you meet her. There isn't anyone as beautiful inside and out as she is.

Jeimi is a perfect 10

by Princess122 July 22, 2014

Jeffmads

Why this wasn't in the Urban Dictionary before, I don't know. Jeffmads is the greatest ship ever. In the Hamilton fandom it's the ship between Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It's so otp (one true pairing).

There's two types of people in this world: Those who ship Jeffmads and those who ship Jamilton.

by IAmACoonhogmouse June 16, 2018