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jeep wrangler

one of the best 4wd vehicles available to civilians, if not the best. can be a convertible or a hardtop. usually contain a manual transmission, though some may be automatics. often seen near a beach area in the summer, off-roading, or plowing snow.
1. 'Dude! I'm getting a Jeep Wrangler for my first car!
'Zang!'
jeep wrangler by P-Raff February 13, 2008
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Jeep Wrangler

A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?
Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"

Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"
Jeep Wrangler by kanas sucks March 27, 2010

jeep wrangler

a car that because it has the name jeep printed on it, a mass of retards all think it is good offroad, when infact a prius could not only do better but get better mpg's. But getting good mpg's isnt really a struggle because throughout jeeps years they have never been able to give any of their cars over 20 mpg highway.Pathetic.

JEEP= Junk, each and every part.
Hey i bought a jeep wrangler and drove it 45 miles an hour! But i was rolling over going down a hill in red rpms when it happened, and i fucking ran out of gas driving it home too!

Jeeps suck!
jeep wrangler by Lbayncha! February 22, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026