jeeeeeeeeesus Share definition Flag Usually when in complete dismay about something. Tends to deal with money. Waiter brings the bill for $17.24 for the young couple. Man looks at the bill: "Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus!" jeeeeeeeeesus by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the jeeeeeeeeesus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch