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jb standard 

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
jb standard by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016
A more amplified way to say “fire” or “high quality
Man that song Big RE$$ made is JB Smoove as hell
JB Smoove by YuOfTheNight February 28, 2022

JB Butt Shot

When your out at a restaurant, and the waiter is so nervous, they spill a tray of drinks down your back and the liquor slides down and pools up in the crack of your ass.
Johnny was so nervous having to serve her, that when he brought over the drinks, he spilled the drinks all over her, creating a JB Butt Shot.
JB Butt Shot by Lindros97 October 4, 2009

S.J.B.R. 

noun. verbal slang (Slow Jerk and Ball Rub) hand job
An acronym used primarily by young men, usually as a joke, to tell their friends that they are grateful for a favor and that they will repay them one way or another.
"Thanks a lot for the tickets to the show Jeff, I'll repay you later with a S.J.B.R."

"Good job at the game today everybody. As a token of my gratitude, S.J.B.R's are on the house!"
S.J.B.R. by rockp47 September 10, 2011

S.J.B.R. 

acronym for a Slow Jerk Ball Rub
its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?
S.J.B.R. by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010

J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter. 

J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!