Jason Kelce

To curse out people on live television. Just like the Philadelphia Eagles center who, during his 2018 super bowl speech, used the words words like “fuck” and other excessive profanity on live television, while in a mummers costume, like a fucking badass.

“Yo, dude, did you see that Mike went all Jason Kelce on Mike McWeirdHairFucker”

by Mr. McChurchFucker February 20, 2018

jason kelce

when a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and reaches under herself to stroke your meat and fondle your balls

“yo mags I was out with kalee last night and she gave me a jason kelce special”

by jasonkelceconisore January 30, 2026

jason kelce

when a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and she reaches down, strokes your meat and fondlers your balls

yo mags I took kalee home last night and she gave me a jason kelce. it was awesome.

by jasonkelceconisore January 30, 2026