A person of Hobbit stature. Thinks the sunshine's out of his arse and loves midget porn. If you know a jarrath RUN!!
by Giant beanstalk July 27, 2022
Get the jarrath mug.A popular West of Ireland name, although rare in the scumbag part of the country. Jarlath is seen to be brilliant, with an intellect bordering on generational genius. Seen by others as very unique, sociable, funny and well hung. Even though you feel you don't get to see Jarlath as much as you would like, many Jarlath's have been proven to be omnipotent. Although rarely offended, Jarlath's have been known to display excessive acts of aggression when questioned what their favourite colour is.
Hey Jarlath, what's your favourite colour?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, Jarlath! Stop! Please!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, Jarlath! Stop! Please!
by jarletto February 4, 2010
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Jarlath is the best person anyone could ever know
Jarlath is the best person anyone could ever know
“Jarlath is my favourite person ever”
by simping4him December 12, 2022
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Jarrah: hey girl wat sup
Girl: hey nothing really wanna hang?
Jarrah: sure girl and just wondering if you wanted to fuck and kill zombies and get high!
Girl: OMG YESSS
Girl: hey nothing really wanna hang?
Jarrah: sure girl and just wondering if you wanted to fuck and kill zombies and get high!
Girl: OMG YESSS
by titoncrackhead October 13, 2015
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Nick: You went to the dance with Caroline? I thought you were asking Jarrah.
Patrick: No, she went with Parker.
Nick: You really missed out bro.
Patrick: No, she went with Parker.
Nick: You really missed out bro.
by mygoshhh November 12, 2012
Get the Jarrah mug.Jesse Jarratt is the fat one who says mi mi mi meh mi mi meh me , he can be funny sometimes be in re he really tick joe meister off however Jesse jarratt is really hot therefore that doesn't matter
by Seb woollin April 15, 2021
Get the Jesse Jarratt mug.Jarrah is a name for a person who lives in the bush surviving on whatever they find, they usually have an immune system so good that not any disease could ever penetrate them.
by mundi.com October 22, 2012
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