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Jahreece
a wannabe gangster who, sure, might have family members in prison, but in school he is a complete and utter asshole who deserves to be dehumanised and treated with as much disrespect as humanly possible. his apparent lack of remorse is shown once he steps foot on school grounds and someone (who is minding their own business living life until encountering this pathetic excuse of a human being) is looked at by him. once looked at, this motherfucker tells the innocent stranger something offensive, for example: "nah look at you, pussy ass bitch", to which the stranger replies either nothing, moving on with their fun, exciting life, or "shut up". if "shut up" is said, Jahreece will go in Jahreece mode, where he tries to make the stranger's life as miserable as possible, projecting his unreasonable rage because he is poor and powerless onto the innocent bystander. he never wants to squash the beef because all he is is a chicken.
i'm probably risking my life watching this but if imma die imma do it this way, it'll be fun!
i'm probably risking my life watching this but if imma die imma do it this way, it'll be fun!
Jahreece, the real pussy ass bitch (matter of fact, word on the streets is he is the most pussy ass bitch): suck your mum! don't look at me, you're not bad. they call me the gluer, I'll put glue on your blazer!
guy sitting next to him or standing next to him: cool story, but where's the fuck i'm supposed to give? oh wait you're too much of a big grown man to help me find it. assert your dominance bro!
Jahreece (being difficult as always): motherfucker i got a shank bro! don't fuck with me, my bitch! you ain't nothing but a bitch!
guy: man, fuck this. you're testing me to the point where i'm swearing.
Jahreece (the depressing cunt): nah you're violating imma actually kill you now
guy (clearly scared but still standing his ground): you smell! take a bath bro or something. don't be fucking disguting all up in my face
Jahreece (who can't handle the truth and will target the guy's insecurities): nah bruh you ain't nothing but a pussy, come say that to my face
guy: so damn loud for what, g? who hurt you? mummy Jahreece ain't giving you no milky wilky itty btty titty?
some random girl who is nosier than Gru: bro leave the guy alone, Jahreece! you're actually literally bullying him! i'll report you, B R O!
guy sitting next to him or standing next to him: cool story, but where's the fuck i'm supposed to give? oh wait you're too much of a big grown man to help me find it. assert your dominance bro!
Jahreece (being difficult as always): motherfucker i got a shank bro! don't fuck with me, my bitch! you ain't nothing but a bitch!
guy: man, fuck this. you're testing me to the point where i'm swearing.
Jahreece (the depressing cunt): nah you're violating imma actually kill you now
guy (clearly scared but still standing his ground): you smell! take a bath bro or something. don't be fucking disguting all up in my face
Jahreece (who can't handle the truth and will target the guy's insecurities): nah bruh you ain't nothing but a pussy, come say that to my face
guy: so damn loud for what, g? who hurt you? mummy Jahreece ain't giving you no milky wilky itty btty titty?
some random girl who is nosier than Gru: bro leave the guy alone, Jahreece! you're actually literally bullying him! i'll report you, B R O!
Jahreece by riskingmylifelmao September 23, 2022
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