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Jaoquene is a gay as shit, blonde guy who is typically reeeaaaaallllllyyyyy fucking annoying- people know him as a son of a bitch, a shithead and an absolute monkey. He’s really nice but that doesn’t mean he’s any less irritating sometimes. He’s into history and collects old war shit. He is a member of the British Empire, and his role is to piss off Val with brainrot terms. (Val hates this, and threatens to kill himself every time, whether that is through jumping off buildings; stabbing himself; or glueing a cup of rats to his face, heating up the end with the rats, so that they can eat through his face.)

Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.

Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.

Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:

“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”

(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
"Oh he's such a Jaoquene."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."
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Jaoquene is a gay as shit bottom boy who is constantly horny as fuck, but it’s okay guys!! He just takes that out on his super epic boyfriend yyeeeahahhhh (jaoquene likes being choked whatt)))) He’s also very wonderful and gorgeous and absolutely lovely to everyone and if he says otherwise he’s just lying obviouslyyyyyyy he’s into really cool history stuff, love tea and he really likes the beatleseses

His boyfriend thinks he’s absolutely incredible and thinks the world of himimimimimimmmmmm
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)

Though where there is a jaoquene, there is a chloe, chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him

(ILHSMMM)

quotes to describe Jaoquene:

"an old soul"
"old"
"may or may not be gay" (we all know that jaoquene is the gayest)
"likes tea"
"oh he's such a Jaoquene"
"I'm going to fuck(ing kill) Jaoquene"
"Jaoquene needs help with his tea addiction"
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